The fabio of all orcdom!


Lo and behold! They set forth with a spring in their step and a song in their hearts. Our intrepid adventures dreamt of this day. No more chores from their parents or responsibilities to the Kaleb Crossing. All that mattered was the promise of treasures left by the great hero Gahz in the cave of the dragon ol’ One Eye. It was Gahz who told them of the stories which inspired them to go forth.

One of them in particular knew them by heart. The orc Morglum. For this is where his tale begins. One which would dwarf all other tales told about his predecessor.

- The Upteenth Cronicle of Umbrach the Mad, written in blood in his prison cell prior to his execution for goat buggering and assorted lewd acts in the great city of Red Tower


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